Time Saving Device

Since I am so busy now trying to find my land and protect it from impending invading gargantuan industrial solar plants, I have decided not to fold my clean laundry. Instead, I will leave it on one chair and then each item will be removed as I wear it. I will then rotate the next batch to my other chair to mitigate any adverse impacts to the one chair. I will try to keep a corridor open between the chairs and bed for wildlife (that would be me) to freely pass through.