Beware of the Enemy

Time Saving Device

Since I am so busy now trying to find my land and protect it from impending invading gargantuan industrial solar plants, I have decided not to fold my clean laundry. Instead, I will leave it on one chair and then each item will be removed as I wear it. I will then rotate the next batch to my other chair to mitigate any adverse impacts to the one chair. I will try to keep a corridor open between the chairs and bed for wildlife (that would be me) to freely pass through.

Where is My Land?

I have 30 acres of land but I can't find it. It's an illegally subdivided parcel I'm told, but I'm not going to let that bother me. There's no water or electricity, and it only gets about 8 inches of rain a year. I'm not going to let that bother me either. There are snakes and critters I'm told. I'll just try not to make eye contact.